Remy: Mar, what's your favorite Assassin's Creed?
Mario: {{Insert geeky video game answer here}}...except I don't like that he becomes a Templar.
Me: What's a Templar?
Mario: It's got two different [we heard] sex.
Me & Remy: O.o {shocked glances}
Me: A hermaphrodite?
Mario: {Eye Roll and sounds out...} SECTS. Se-c-t-s.
Much laughter. Then Mario proceeds to explain the Templar's, but I'm completely not listening because I'm so busy laughing.
Me: Sorry. I have no idea what you're saying. I checked out at "sex".
At least I'm not alone. Remy heard it too!
